Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Henny Youngman
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About This Quote

In the movie “The Blues Brothers”, Jake Blues was trying to find his stolen car. He searched all over his neighborhood and then he went into a church, where he saw a black woman. When Jake said she looked familiar, she replied: "You've been here before." She ran to the bathroom and returned with a handgun. "What's going on here?" Jake asked.

"You've been here before," she said again. "I'm looking for a stolen car," Jake said. "I came here to get a gun from the church safe." The woman pointed her gun at him.

"That's the wrong house!"

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